Stardom Valentine’s Cards to Give You a Chance at Finding Love
It’s not always easy to profess your love to a crush, especially when the pressure of Valentine’s Day looms over your romantic shoulders. Well, we at Wrestle Inn are here to ease your burden just a little. Show not only your love for your beloved but also your favourite Stardom wrestler!
All the mushy stuff has been put together for you, all you need to do is add the requisite names, then watch as their hearts flutter, their knees weaken and wait, for they may even acknowledge your existence! What a step forward that would be.
Are they a fan of the STARS faction? We bring you three different options with which to win them over!
Maybe you want to treat them like royalty? Well we have you covered with our range of Queen’s Quest Valentine’s cards!
Maybe you’re more into the Bad Boys and Girls? That’s ok, take a walk on the wild side with a couple of Oedo Tai themed cards.
Of course if you want to guarantee success, you’ll pick a Donna Del Mondo themed card. Because they always win.
Wow, it’s a good thing I didn’t try and do something like this twenty years ago, my internet would have died by now! Time to take your love to infinity and beyond with the Cosmic Angels!
Have you gone through all of these cards and still haven’t found the perfect way to express your love? It’s ok, because I saved the best for last…
Good luck you romantics! And remember: Whether you find true love or not on February 14, you’ll find chocolate on sale February 15. That’s just as good, right?
Somebody please send me one of these, god I’m so lonely